Future headmaster of the Jean Grey School for Gifted Youngsters, everyone.
i like how some people on tumblr tell you nothing about their personal lives and remain a total enigma even after months of following them and then some other people on tumblr practically liveblog their farts
i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically
grandpa
my favourite kind of friendship is one where there’s a mutual understanding of the fact that we both have our own lives so we won’t be able to talk or hang out all the time but when we do talk or hang out it’s like picking up right where we left off

THIS IS MY MOST FAVORITE POST ON TUMBLR EVER AND I WANT MY CAT TO BE A GIANT SO THAT I COULD LAY ON HIM AND BOTHER HIM AND RIDE HIM AROUND MY HOUSE.
I will reblog this every time i see it.
Benedict Cumberbatch @ Star Trek premiere London
What is your face doing? :D
He looks both French and unimpressed. “Meh. Monsieur Cumberbatch iz not impressed wit zis shit”


